The bathroom grading scale
First and foremost we have to take a look at what the numbers zero through ten mean. I do give partial points (i.e. 6.67 or 8.24) because many times bathrooms are close to what I want, but just not quite there. Zero is the absolute worst, nothing can be worse in the entire world for all of time; it is for this reason there is only one of these awarded. Similarly ten is the best ever and forever in the entire world, only one of these can be given out in my entire life (oh what a sweet day that will be). This bathroom must be the cleanest, most sanitary, and most comfortable. Life must make sense in this bathroom and it might just be where the next messenger of God will reveal himself to mankind. Now everywhere in the middle takes on a simple bell curve shape. There are about 10-15 9’s and 1’s, 50 or so 2’s and 8’s, and an almost exponentialy increasing amount of threes, fours, sixes, and sevens.
Now the five is truly the standard to compare everything by. The five is nothing special, yeah you can get out of there without touching anything after you washed your hands, but it’s still not very pleasant to be in there. Then again if you had to go you would go. I will blog more of the details that go into bathrooms that boost the scores. There are definite pet peeves that get points subtracted.
Public bathrooms only! It gets messy when it’s personal.